M'baíchepa First of all, shoutout to my mom, it's her birthday! (everybody go wish my mom and happy birthday) This week was a wild one here in the southern hemisphere Here's a few highlights of the week I thought you might want to hear; I held a kitten, a chicken and also a baby guinea pig, got somebody on baptismal date (!!!), got asked if I was in the cartel, infestation of maggots, hit my head on a few doors and walked around 35 miles this week so my legs are starting to resemble those of Arnold Schwarzenegger.  The biggest news this week is that my companion and I got kicked out of our house. With the influx of northern americans coming in, we had a companionship of hermanas travel on over and start taking over one of our two areas, I wasn't too upset about this at first but then I realized that we don't have a house to move  For the time being we've moved into an apartment with other elders and It's been 4 of us on tiny mattresses on the floor with cock...

Haupei todos!! (Sorry this is on a Tuesday, yesterday was pretty hectic and we ran out of data while I was typing this email haha) wow what a week. The rumors are true, I'm finally in Paraguay and it is a beautiful bean of a country. I already love it with all my heart. I'm sorry if this email gets pretty hefty, there is just a lot that happened.  So the 31st of January I woke up at 3:30 am and said goodbye to my dear friends in Dallas and hopped on a plane at 8 am alone to Atlanta Georgia. I then had a pretty hefty layover where I met all the other missionaries in my group heading to Paraguay. After this layover, we had a 6 hour flight to Bogota Colombia and had another little layover until about 10 o'clock that night where we boarded 25 missionaries on a dinky little plane to Asuncion, Paraguay for 8 hours. The flight was pretty cramped and the flight attendants kept bumping into me which was pretty annoying. I didn't sleep at all. We finally arrived at 6 am the next ...